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    May 07

    若干没有想到的小事

    有没有一种解药
    不用花钱去找
    答案出人意表你想不到

    —— 黄安,《福星高照》

     

    • 印度人吃西瓜的时候,居然往瓜瓤上面先撒一道盐。看着我惊讶的表情,印度老伯以同情并略带轻蔑的语气跟没见过世面的我说“这有啥,俺在家里还往上撒胡椒来”。
    • 又报了一次CPA的网校课程,系统提示“恭喜您,由于累计消费满XXX元,您已经成为网校的银卡会员,可以享受八折优惠”。哑然失笑之后,不禁悲从中来。
    •  一直以为所有北方语系的方言都不难懂,去了两次青岛,发现要是别人说得快了,山东话和广东话对我来说区别并不是很大。
    • 易中天在百家讲坛里介绍,古汉语中,“贫”和“穷”是两个意思,前者指没有钱,后者指没有官做。这个区别很重要,至少在逻辑上可以推断在那个时候做官和有钱是两件独立的事情。
    • 手机有自动组词功能,在备选的词序里面,“下岗”比“下班”要早两屏跳出来。所谓的人性化设计,大概就是手机可以旁敲侧击地提醒你需要枕戈待旦,别对加班有太多抱怨。
    • 相类似的,想写“孤枕难眠”,在紫光输入里面打声母缩写“G ZH N M”,却发现备选的词组只有一个“孤掌难鸣”。生活里有很多需要斗争的场景,一个人落了单常常是危险的,而寂寞,只是微不足道的小事。

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    许久没有来看看翔子了,罪过啊。。。最近实在是焦头烂额,顾不过来了。ps:每次看你blog都会长知识,比如这次的“贫穷”。
    May 12
    mico 米糕wrote:
    我吃西瓜偶尔也撒盐,我吃苹果可是会就着咸菜条的--大学就这么干了。真的很好吃。
    May 12
    michael wuwrote:
    观察真够仔细的! 还有你的文章好象高考的议论文范本
    May 8
    月之暗面wrote:
    又报了一次CPA的网校课程,系统提示“恭喜您,由于累计消费满XXX元,您已经成为网校的银卡会员,可以享受八折优惠”。哑然失笑之后,不禁悲从中来。

    -----同感.

     一直以为所有北方语系的方言都不难懂,去了两次青岛,发现要是别人说得快了,山东话和广东话对我来说区别并不是很大。

    -----绝对是真的. 潍坊的客户即使说普通话也听不懂呢.

    手机有自动组词功能,在备选的词序里面,“下岗”比“下班”要早两屏跳出来。所谓的人性化设计,大概就是手机可以旁敲侧击地提醒你需要枕戈待旦,别对加班有太多抱怨。

    -----加班就像喝中药喝多了也许不那么苦了.下岗,你生病了想喝药却没得喝.

     

    May 7

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